6 printings

Deranged Assistant

Creature — Human Wizard

Blue 1/1 Illus. Nils Hamm

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (Activate only as an instant. To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

Market estimate · ~24h

$0.17 – $0.88

Across paper printings · TCGplayer & Cardmarket market price

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