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Assquatch — Unhinged Magic: The Gathering card

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Unhinged

Assquatch

Creature — Donkey

#71 All printings

Rare Red 3.5/3.5

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

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$2.30 – $65.00

Nonfoil $2.30 Foil $65.00 Cardmarket €0.97

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